Ready, Aim, Fire!
Friendly Caretakers recently stocked our summertime vendo with High Explosives! Since that event, many people have been blown to smitherines, been given hot feet, been the victim of sneak attacks and as shown below, even been blown off of their feet! A sad report also that our airport security is very lax. We have proof, shown below as well, that explosives have been smuggled onto planes and been transported to other cities. Maybe it is time for some metal detectors around here.