BBQ Wars

BBQ Battles

By Tonan the Barbarian

An unofficial event took place Saturday afternoon during the Anniversary Weekend when a group of evil frogs decided to have a cookout.

They hog-tied a poor defenseless warthog, Tonan the Barbarian, and dumped him in a pot to stew. After some basting and tasting the hog was pronounced done.

The festivities were interrupted briefly when someone stole the pot but it was quickly recovered.

In the end, the tables were turned when one of the frogs was cornered by friends of the ill used warthog. A nice dessert of froggy legs was ready in no time.