Alien Invasion

A group of aliens landed in the Delphi suite on Tuesday night, brandishing torches and nasty scowls. The were apparently searching for The Leader. Said one, “We must kill the leader, so we can introduce a new Global Regime”. When asked what that might consist of, he/she/it? explained that it involved using the humans as their cattle and slaves. Luckily, they dissapeared soon thereafter, although local residents still feared their return. Interviews afterward seem to indicate that the “Purples” were chased out of the “outside world”. It is also reported that other local citizens have been spotted among the group. It is unknown at this time whether it is a result of mind control or they have joined willingly. Further investigations as to why they are terrorizing the locals are underway.